How Much Alcohol Would It Take Tuesday’s

Here we go ladies and gentlemen, she’s not 300 pounds, but she is not good looking either…

Well South Park had it right when they said that this broad looks like a moose. Sarah Jessica Parker is just not a good looking female. So she was the star of like the biggest hit female show ever, but can you at least buy a good looking face with all that money maybe? I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. Anyway, how much alcohol would it take for me to slay this broad. I’ll go with a keg of the Incredible Hulk, which is Hypnotic and Hennesy. Followed by a pint of Cuervo on the rocks. This should make me think she’s a ten, when really she’s not even a three. But hey, it’s all about the story, right?

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