Asshole Of The Day Award

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2015336832_apwaescapeecaptured.html

When escaping from prison it is probably not the smartest idea to knock on the cabin of one of the prison guards and ask to use the phone. That is exactly what this guy did, and that is exactly why he is the asshole of the day. Granted the guard was off duty and was only renting the cabin that this dude knocked on, but still, why the fuck are you knocking on doors asking to use the phone when you just got out of prison? The news would probably hit that you’ve escaped within like an hour and anyone would realize that you’re a fucking convict on the run. Next time just keep running, you’ll have a better chance of making it to wherever the fuck you were going. But as long as you’re going back to prison, here’s your shirt as your souvenir from the outside.

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