Getting Rid Of Co-ed Dorms To Stop Hook-Ups…Genius

The word genius is meant to be used in an extremely sarcastic way up there…

The President from Loyola Marymount has come up with this genius idea to stop guys and girls at his college from having sex. Stop having co-ed dorms! Holy shit, you’re a fucking genius! Sounds like you have it all figured out, guy. I can’t believe no one has ever thought of this before now. This is amazing. Listen guy, you’re a moron. Guys and girls in college are going to have sex whether they live down the hall from each other, or in opposite buildings of each other; there’s no way to stop it. In life, guys and girls also interact with each other; just in case you forgot. Who gives a shit if they have sex? It’s college, they’re going to drink, they’re going to fuck and they’re going to do what they want to do regardless of what you or anyone else says. That’s just the way it is asshole. Stop trying to come up with a diabolical scheme to stop this behavior, because it’s not going to work. It’s called being in college. End of story.


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