How Much Alcohol Would It Take Tuesday’s

All I have to say about today’s choice is WOOF!!!

A former figure skater who has mercilessly let herself go, Tonya Harding is absolutely brutal to look at. Clearly this bitch went on a really mean binge eating streak since she was banned from figure skating for life after allegedly taking out Nancy Kerrigan. So how much alcohol would it take for me to nail this butterball? I would love to give you a straight answer, but I don’t really know. Probably anywhere between a lethal injection of Everclear and a kitchen sink filled with Dubra. She is definitely one that you just close your eyes while your doing it and pretend it’s someone else. You also hope while your eyes are closed that you are actually inside her vagina and not the crevice of her elbow joint.


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