Asshole Of The Day Award

I guess when God gives you a message to swim across freezing waters to Liberty Island you should probably bring a life jacket. This giant asshole said that God instructed him to swim to Liberty Island. He was then found floundering and pretty much frozen in the water. When the boat tried to rescue him he refused to get on because it was a message from God. Hey bro, you’re lucky I wasn’t on that boat because I would’ve left your ass out there to drown and/or freeze to death. Are you fucking kidding me? No one told you to do shit, especially that. Also, what part of that sounded like a good idea? So now I leave you with this clip from Family Guy about God telling Abraham to sacrifice Isaac, because I want to ask you the same exact question, guy…


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