Highlight Feature Of The Day: 1,000 Ways To Please Your Man

Every month Cosmopolitan Magazine has between 100-200 sex tips for women to please their man. Trust me that list doesn’t run passed number four and the fact that it is written by a woman means it’s total bullshit. Why? Because women think they know what they’re doing, but most of them are actually wrong.

First things first, like I said earlier, it’s written by a woman. How does this mystery woman know all these things? And if she knows all these things then she must be a total whore. To know 126 ways to please your guy, you are way passed the slut stage, you are now a whore.

Second, there are not as many ways to please a guy as these lists make it out to be. Trust me, this list consists of a good blowjob, doing his laundry, making him food and not speaking so fucking much. Other than those four things, you can’t do much more. If they tell you anything else, they’re lying. Men are a very simple species; it doesn’t take a whole lot to please us.

So there you have it, all that shit you read in magazines is complete and utter bullshit. If you really want to please your man, just ask him how to do it. He’ll give you the right answers and it will make both of you much happier. Trust me, I wouldn’t steer you wrong.

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