If There’s No Football This Fall, There’s No Need To Worry

Because we can always watch this game…

What the fuck is this? Just a bunch of Chinese people killing each other to try and get on top of that piece of wood. This shit looks intense. I’m telling you, the Chinese really have no regard for human life whatsoever. Guys are getting punched in the face, kicked in the back of the head, I’m sure there are some at the bottom getting trampled and no one gives a shit. All they care about is going after that pole. A bunch of dudes going after a pole actually does sound kind of gay, but that’s neither here nor there. If I can’t watch football this fall, I’m watching this. Let’s just call it Chinese Pole Brawling for now until we figure out the real name.

Sidenote: Watch this dude in blue fly across the screen at about the 1:25 mark. He comes in from the left, you can’t miss him. Also watch the guys who are supposed to be the referee’s in the orange jackets. What do they exactly do? I have no idea because this looks like the easiest sport to be in charge of ever since there are no fucking rules.

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