Asshole Of The Day Award
March 31, 2011 Leave a comment
It would go to all Mets fans because today is opening day, but instead I’m giving it to this absolute asshole…
You’re in an office lottery pool, it’s like being on a team; you have a commitment to participate every time. This is just karma biting this mother fucker in the ass. The one time he decides not to participate because he was sulking in the corner saying he was feeling “unlucky”, he misses out on 16 million dollars. What a fucking asshole. If you were feeling unlucky before you decided not to participate, how did you feel after you found out you missed out on a fortune? They better get someone to keep an eye on this guy for a while because right now it looks like swan diving off the empire state building and into a dixie cup is imminent.
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